The Charmed Life

“They say living well is the best revenge, but sometimes writing well is even better” is so off the chain and completely my life mantra that I can’t believe JAMES FRANCO of all people was the one to articulate it. 

IT’S OVER

IT’S DONE

THIS IS TOO REAL 

WE’RE THROUGH, GIRLS

THIS IS TOO MUCH WITH ME

I just had to pause girls and run to get my laptop (I should really start a liveblogging Girls blog because it’s what I do anyways but if someone found that it could be mega embarrassing on a few levels but I might do it anyways) because I’m watching the episode where she goes back home. I was like “whatever whatever,huh, her bedroom has slanty ceilings and is simultaneously both the color my bedroom was a year ago and the color it IS right now and the way she talks to her parents is pretty spot on and oh she’s seeing that girl from her hometown- that will totally happen to me like that once I leave Vermont blah blah whatever” BUT THEN she went to that benefit and that girl started doing that dance/singing performance and I was like “that is so weird and random and HELLA small town- they nailed it” and then they hit the chorus and I was like “OH SHIT, IT’S DON’T HATE ME ‘CAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL” and I had a friggin MOMENT looking at Hannah because who else remembers talent show 2010 where that girl won for singing that song and I stood there and just hannah-faced alllllll over the place. 

Meridouche
Everything else that you think is irrelevent  
Really truly I am going to vomit everywhere
I thank god that I am not basic 
Drake dolphins 
I am biscuit the dog 
The lone black barbie smh 
He gave me those pants for keeps 

(Source: demonicrosebush)

wellalright:

whenever i make a post whining about some dumb first world problem i feel a little bad, but then i remember that no one with real problems has time to sit around and read my blog anyways because they’re too busy dealing with a harsh reality i’ll never know.